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December 16th, 2005


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10:14 pm
Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice is Murder
Listen up brothers and sisters,
come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature,
trapped in the dirt like a jail.

Vegetables live in oppression,
served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness,
I say we take up the fight.

Salads are only for murderers,
coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings,
just cause a radish can't scream.

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)

I saw a man eating celery,
so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again,
I'll bite him clean in two.

I'm a political prisoner,
trapped in a windowless cage.
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
by killing five men in a rage

I told the judge when he sentenced me,
This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again
just to save one more cauliflower

Chorus

How low as people do we dare to stoop,
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup?
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stirfry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gormet slob)
How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.....


I'm about to go to work, my second to last graveyard shift... whoo hoo... anywho, gotta go, don't wanna be late...
Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice is Murder

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From:simkinc
Date:December 17th, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
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I've only been able to get the Arrogant Worms music I found on iTunes (all the torrent files I found didn't work), and that song isn't one of em... I'm gonna keep trying to find more music, since 18 songs isn't enough... and if I get that song, I'll get ya a copy...
From:arwenofgenki
Date:December 18th, 2005 12:05 am (UTC)
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I have the best of CD (or rather mp3 files pirated from a library cd) if there are songs you don't have from it and want.

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